Blotchy Shrove Tuesday

Interesting skin colouration on my face this morning. Anyone familiar with zebrano? Kind of pale and interspersed with dark striations? Thats my face this morning. I am not saying I am as attractive as high end italian design furniture - indeed rather the opposite. I look quite a sight. I might put a pancake on my face before i go out to see the architect. About two months left before the extension and kitchen are done. And my tumours too...